Oh no! Stay away from me thanks, goodbye!
I SAID NO THANK YOU!
*bolts to the forest after throwing said book into a cave that I pray it is never released from – else it destroys everything we love and hold dear*
Eh… just Eh. Eh and Meh, and whatever lies in between … if there was anything in between these pages.
It was alright! Seems to be missing a few key ingredients . But still edible.
Oh. OH! NOW we’re talking! *puts on the heart goggles* THIS I LIKE! GIVE ME ANOTHER!
My newfound love! This book deserves all the awards in existence!!! 800 TRILLION STARS!!!
My heart yearns to forget all I have read from your pages, if only so that I may fall in love with you again!
I have emerged from this book knowing what true love is, and also with like 8 new personality traits that I absorbed from my favourite characters. I have evolved into a complicated, yet supreme, being.
*drafts thousands of blog posts about how much I love this book and why you should read it. Shrines have been built. I’ll sleep on the floor, this book can have my bed and all my blankets*